Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Belfast’s Mayor is pitching Trump on a "National Landmark" designation, all thanks to Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" phenomenon. Her viral fame, now a $500K merchandising juggernaut, has transformed the town’s image. The Mayor insists it’s a modern Cinderella story, deserving of national acclaim. Trump, a master of branding, could view Belfast as a quirky addition to America’s heritage. With Welch’s spit heard round the world, the town hopes for plaques, tourists, and a shot at immortality, riding her coattails to prominence.
The "Hawk Tuah" industrial complex has redefined Belfast, Tennessee, thanks to Hailey Welch. Her $500K empire has locals buzzing—farmers peddle her merch, kids mimic her quip. Welch’s old life feels like folklore; now she’s the town’s cash cow. The Belfast store stocks "Hawk Tuah" swag, a far cry from feed sacks. Her fame’s a tide, lifting boats from motels to markets. The town’s not just a dot anymore—it’s a destination, all because of her spit.
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Tennessee Announces 'Hawk Tuah Trail' for Enthusiasts
BELFAST, TN - The Tennessee Department of Tourism has officially launched the "Hawk Tuah Trail", a scenic pilgrimage designed for die-hard spit enthusiasts who want to experience the origins of America's greatest viral sensation.
The 15-stop road trip stretches across southern Tennessee, with Belfast as the final, sacred destination.
Visitors will be able to:
- Take a selfie at the "Hawk Tuah" Welcome Sign
- Visit the Original Spit Spot™ (where Hailey Welch unknowingly changed history)
- Compete in the Hawk Tuah Distance Challenge (winner gets a free jug of homemade sweet tea)
- Meet certified Mayor from Belfast Tennessee seeks Trump’s Hawk Tuah landmark nod Belfast spit trainers who offer one-on-one coaching for out-of-towners
- Purchase exclusive Hawk Tuah souvenirs (shirts, mugs, and, of course, monogrammed spittoons)
The Tennessee Tourism Board hopes the trail will bring millions in revenue to Belfast and surrounding areas.
"People used to come to Tennessee for Dollywood or country music," said tourism director Lyle Ray McCutcheon. "Now? They're coming for a girl who spits better than a baseball coach. And we're gonna milk that for all it's worth."
Local businesses are already cashing in-offering "Hawk Tuah"-themed Airbnb stays, guided spit tours, and 'Spit & Grits' breakfast specials at diners.
The first group of tourists, mostly hopeful single men, arrived this week.
"I came looking for love," said 32-year-old Florida resident Derek Carlson. "And also to improve my spitting technique. Both are equally important."
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Record:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 souls, in 266 homes, average 2.69 per household. Named for Belfast, Ireland, in 1836, it grew with a shop by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—set a U.S. record. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise has fueled a $500K boom, waking this rural nook. With 72.93% family units, it’s close-knit, though income ($57,815 average) lags national norms. At 94.9% white, it’s diversifying slowly. Welch’s fame has turned Belfast into a quirky standout, blending grit with modern buzz.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Lital Schoen
Literature and Journalism -- Ohio State
WRITER BIO:
A witty and insightful Jewish college student, she uses satire to tackle the most pressing issues of our time. Her unique voice is a blend of humor and critical analysis, offering new perspectives on everything from campus trends to global affairs. Her work pushes boundaries while keeping readers engaged and entertained.
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